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Suddenly, I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a crowd gathered. Turns out, there’s a dog show happening on the beach! I’m like, “What?!” Dogs everywhere, strutting their stuff. I’m cracking up at this one pug trying to do tricks. It’s a total disaster, but the crowd’s loving it. I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget about the seagull incident. Almost.

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